Installing a Husband – Marriage Monday

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as F.A.CUP 5.0, Wimbledon 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House-cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: ‘http: I Thought You Loved Me.html’ and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

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I Still Choose You!

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15 thoughts on “Installing a Husband – Marriage Monday

  1. Lol, what a GREAT post!!! Loved this. I’ll print it off for my (geeky) husband. We’re still adjusting to all the changes and humor is such a good balm…Thanks for joining us for Marriage Monday, Jan. :~DHugs, e-Mom

  2. How funny! How neat that you found this to post. This was truly a unique post for MM. I’m sure you gave everyone a great, laughing start and kickoff to this meme this month. I enjoyed it. Thanks.

  3. Very cute!I must have had the Boyfriend 2.0 or earlier application. It never successfully ran the Jewelry or Flowers programs, LOL!

  4. Love it. By the way, does this Husband 1.0 program come with a 1 year warranty or a 30-Day Money Back Guaranteed!!! LOL!!

The righteous person faces many troubles, but the Lord comes to the rescue each time. - Psalm 34:19

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