It has come to my attention that I need to stage an intervention.There are some things that friends do not let other friends do. No, I’m not talking about Michele’s tattoo. What I’m talking about is far more serious. My BFF, Tonya, is considering planning flowers in an old toilet and putting it out in the yard.
“Seriously?” was my response.
She laughs. “Chuck doesn’t think it’s a good idea either.”
Hmm. I wonder why. Could it be because they are trying to sell their house?
“I could put some more flowers in the tank too.”
I’m grasping for words at this point, GRASPING! Which you know is very rare for me.
“Why not just get an old eighteen wheel tire and put that right next to it? You can plant flowers in that too.”
Then she laughs. Laughs! Obviously she doesn’t understand the seriousness of it. JUST DON’T DO IT TONYA! I wanted to scream.
TLC has a show called What Not to Wear. Stacy and Clinton are the clothes police. Does HGTV have yard police for monstrosities placed in the yard? If so, someone needs to call them. Maybe they can put a stop to this!
If she goes through with it, I’ll need some volunteers to sneak over there and remove it from their yard. It really is for her own protection. BFF’s sometimes have to protect their friends from bad decisions.
Apparently, toilets are pretty heavy. I wouldn’t know as I’ve never had an occasion to move one and I certainly would never consider planting in one. So, my dear blogging friend, I’m sure you understand the seriousness of this situation by now. Please join with me in solidarity. Perhaps if we get enough comments, we can prevent this from happening. Because Friends don’t let friends plant flowers in toilets. Seriously, they really don’t. Please leave a comment below if you are in agreement with me.